Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Minute Maid Stadium for the Diamond Brand Match-up between the (given mascot) from (given area) and your very own (given mascot). Tonight’s game pits two very good teams against each other for a chance to go to the American Standard Toilet Bowl held at Marshall Fields Field.
It is time for the Dole Salad Coin Toss. Today the referees will be using a 2001 special edition coin, commemorating Wheaties brand cereal’s longtime participation and support of athletics. And the visitors win it, so they will make the Master’s Choice of the game. They decide to receive. The hosts will kick off after the break. Now a word from our sponsors