By
Deckhead:
Adventures in Snacking
Body:
By the time you read this article, I will be 40 hours into my snacking strike. “What?!” you shout aloud, “Why would you, Charlie Niesenbaum, Count of Crackers, Imam of Ice Cream, King of Cookies, stop snacking even for one hour?” The answer: I’m going to a Bar Mitzvah on Saturday and I want to be staaaaaaaaaaaaarving.