Gemini (May 21 — June 20): This week, you will come up with a brilliant idea. Maybe not as brilliant as the sun, but you will need to wear a pair of sunglasses when discussing it.
Cancer (June 21 — July 22): This is not a good time for changing your daily routine. Perhaps switching from cereal to pancakes will be an adventure for next week.
Leo (July 22 — August 22): Lately, you’ve been slacking on your work. Crank up your iPod and productivity will follow (not the radio, that’ll just slow you down because you change the station so much).
Virgo (August 23 — September 22): You’ve been reminiscing about the past. But you’re kind of young to be sitting on a porch swing, telling your crazy stories to children — so snap out of it!
Libra (September 22 — October 22): If you’ve been thinking about making a big decision, don’t forget to read the fine print. Always carry your magnifying glass with you!
Scorpio (October 23 — November 21): Throwing money at your problems won’t make them go away. But throwing money at unpaid interns will keep us around.
Sagittarius (November 22 — December 21): The next week could be tricky for you, so make sure you are wearing sleeves so you always have some tricks.
Capricorn (December 22 — January 19): You are currently entering a very exciting, glamorous phase of your life. Too bad the alarm’s going to wake you up at the good part of that dream.
Aquarius (January 20 — February 18): This week, you and that special someone will have a conversation that will reignite that spark. Just remember that wildfires occur more frequently in the summer (this horoscope has been approved by Smokey the Bear).
Pisces (February 19 — March 20): Today you feel that you are on top of the game and the business world. Just don’t walk around shouting the lyrics to “I Made It.”
Aries (March 21 — April 19): Work has been making you a little hot under the collar. If it’s getting hot in the kitchen, just buy yourself some oven mitts.
Taurus (April 20 — May 20): Your ambition will lead to some problems. Work on building smaller sand castles before constructing castles with fancy moats. RLD
Original Author: Allie Miller