Don’t Jump to ConclusionsGuy: You’re taking a bus somewhere this weekend? Where are you going?Girl: I don’t feel comfortable telling you.Guy: The abortion clinic?-CTP
So Is Pamela AndersonGirl: She is such a slut.Guy: She’s not a slut. She’s a temptress.-Willard Straight
Or Collecting Stamps Guy playing Xbox to Male Friend: We need to find another hobby. Like having sex. Actually having sex.-Collegetown Apartment
PlaytimeGuy to Girl: Why didn’t you show your tits? They looked like they were ready to come out and play.-RPCC
All The Single EngineersSingle Engineering Guy: Cornell Engineering is the biggest sausagefest since the Last Supper.-Becker Dining Hall
A Night of RomanceGuy to his Girlfriend: Alright, first I’m going to take a shower, then we can crack open that bottle of wine and watch Star Wars!-Cornell Street
Tell It Like It IsClean-cut Girl: *matter-of-factly* I mean, she knows she’s a motherfucking shitfaced whore. I just reminded her.-Thurston Ave. Bridge
MilkshakeEngineer: My phallus brings all the girls to the yard, they’re like, damn it’s totally hard, I could bang you, but I’d have to charge.-Duffield
Original Author: Rachel Neville