April 11, 2012

OVERHEARD: TA’s, Professors and Pencils

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Blast From the Past

TA: “Last night, I was cleaning out my Facebook (for professional reasons of course), and I saw how I looked when I was your age. It was scary.”

-Phillips Hall

How Does He Wear gloves?

“I had a dream I was dating this guy, but he had no fingers!!”

-TCAT

Morning, Kids!

HD Prof: “I let my daughter’s boyfriend sleep over. I even go visit them in the morning to talk to them! I’m not making this up!”

-Statler

Personification

“I write too hard, then the pencil breaks and I say ‘ouch’…”

-Ivy Room

Strut of Shame

“Bitch, I parade you around before I have sex with you.”

-Arts Quad

Support

“I hate when my bra spontaneously unstraps!”

-Trillium

Calculus Complications

“If it curves into a frowny face, it is negative. It is ridiculous, but it’s the only way I can remember it.”

-Thurston Hall

Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at mtcondosta@cornellsun.com. Overheard appears Thursdays.

Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta