October 22, 2012

Overheards: Prelims and Pretty Ponies

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Medieval Times

“They had WARHORSES, not pretty ponies!”

-Outside Bartels

And They’re Like, It’s Better Than Yours

Rap Fan 1: “Nas and Kelis used to be married.”

Rap Fan 2: “Used to be? Guess her milkshake wasn’t enough…”

-Trillium

Sunday Morning Thoughts

“My room reflects my state of mind: a mess… and drunk…”

-Collegetown

TV Time

“How could people not like it here? THEY’RE PLAYING FRIENDS!”

-The Gates

High School Friends

“Yeah!! One of my classmates had a $2000 bail in high schoo!l!”

-Statler

Obviously

Girl 1: “We just got two new ceiling fans.”

Girl 2: “Where’d ya put them?”

Girl 1: “… in the ceiling?”

-Goldwin Smith

Exam Daze

“On prelim days, I don’t look both ways before crossing the street.”

-Cocktail Lounge

Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta

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