Our weekly assortment of time-wasting links, running the gamut from intelligent procrastination fare to ... well, condom jokes.

High Brow:

Crazy Watering Can: http://vimeo.com/25149893 

I shamelessly ripped this from my professor's Facebook page. The watering can burnt into toast is my favorite part.

Low Brow:

Keep it Safe: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/23/zac-efron-has-alleged-condom-video_n1296704.html 

Hehe, Zac Efron drops a condom on the red carpet premiere of The Lorax. At least his fans know he's using protection. 

Unibrow:

I Want to Play Wii, but ... http://imgur.com/lJqZD

D'aw. 

Melinda Lim is a senior in the College of Engineering. She can be reached a mlim@cornellsun.com. High Brow/Low Brow appears on Tuesdays.