Gee, thanks...

“Yeah, we can be, like, triplets! YOU can be the ugly one!”

-Libe Café

Blinded

“I lost my seeing eye glasses last night. You know, the ones I wear on my face to see...”

-Engineering Quad

Artistic Ability

Girl 1: “If you had a wiener, wouldn’t you pee in cool shapes?”

Girl 2: “FUCK YEAH! I’ve always wanted a penis! WOOOO!”  *dances*

-Arts Quad

Stocked Up

“There’s a department store of food in her room.”

-Trillium

Sensitive Cacti

“I bruise like a cactus.”

“I didn’t know they bruise...”

-Outside of Uris

Security Blanket

“I don’t mind being fat in Ithaca; I’m warmer than everyone else!”

-Duffield

Boys Wear Anklets?

“That’s my anklet! What!? I have whispy ankles!”

-Hotel Lobby

Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at mtcondosta@cornellsun.com. Overheard appears Thursdays.