"You have no foot?"
"...It's like a hoof..."
"The deeper I go, the better it feels... when I'm picking my nose."
“Sometimes I like being in my own little world because it's better than this shithole."
"My brain is just a seizure of food."
"What kind of animals do you have in India? Like, camels?"
"Apparently, bikes can cause sexual problems in women according to this Italian paper!?"
"We could have SUCH a good house. A dog, a Keggerator, a 40 inch TV... yeah, it’ll be awesome."
Snoozin' and Treats...
"I wanna eat HAAAMMM and sit in a HAAAMMOCKKK!"
Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. Overheard appears Thursdays.