Neat Feet

"You have no foot?"

"...It's like a hoof..."

-Arts Quad

TWSS

"The deeper I go, the better it feels... when I'm picking my nose."

-Duffield

Shithaca

“Sometimes I like being in my own little world because it's better than this shithole."

-Uris Library

Nomz

"My brain is just a seizure of food."

-Mann

Animal Crackers?

"What kind of animals do you have in India? Like, camels?"

-Willard Straight

Bicicletta

"Apparently, bikes can cause sexual problems in women according to this Italian paper!?"

-Olin Library

Dream House

"We could have SUCH a good house. A dog, a Keggerator, a 40 inch TV... yeah, it’ll be awesome."

-Tower Lounge

Snoozin' and Treats...

"I wanna eat HAAAMMM and sit in a HAAAMMOCKKK!"

-Fraternity House

Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at mtcondosta@cornellsun.com. Overheard appears Thursdays.