Blast From the Past
TA: "Last night, I was cleaning out my Facebook (for professional reasons of course), and I saw how I looked when I was your age. It was scary."
How Does He Wear gloves?
"I had a dream I was dating this guy, but he had no fingers!!"
HD Prof: "I let my daughter's boyfriend sleep over. I even go visit them in the morning to talk to them! I’m not making this up!"
"I write too hard, then the pencil breaks and I say ‘ouch’..."
Strut of Shame
"Bitch, I parade you around before I have sex with you."
"I hate when my bra spontaneously unstraps!"
"If it curves into a frowny face, it is negative. It is ridiculous, but it’s the only way I can remember it."
Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at email@example.com. Overheard appears Thursdays.