Saving Lives

“Why do I need to know how to build a bridge for bioengineering?”

“Because when a bridge collapses, a lot of people are going to end up in the fucking hospital.”

-Duffield

Anything for My Little Girl...

Friend: “Why would you take your own shots? You don’t have to pay at frats.”

Princess 1: “I don’t pay for my alcohol...”

Princess 2: “Our daddies pay for our alcohol!”

-Outside Statler

Those Girls

“I always get really scared when I see girls who aren’t pretty because I think they must be REALLY interesting.”

-CTB

Too Much Time

“Now that prelims are over, my day consists of 3 hour lunch breaks and figuring out my timeline photo...”

-Physical Sciences

Wrong Bridge

“They’re going to take us to the bridge everyone jumps off of!”

“OH, YOU SHOULD ALL JUMP AT THE SAME TIME!! ...you know, to make it swing?”

- North Campus

4/20 Daze

“I’m at Jason’s... and there is ICE CREAM ALL AROUND ME!”

-Jason’s

Fun in the... Snow?

“What if it snows on slope day this year?”

-Everywhere

Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at mtcondosta@cornellsun.com. Overheard appears Thursdays.