Get Classy

“Do I look like I own a wine cork? I’m wearing a tank top and drinking Keystone...”

-Fraternity House

Parking Wars

“No, no... my mom doesn’t love me. She sent me my parking bills...”

-Collegetown 

Pick a Nerd

“What’s your favorite odd number between 9 and 17? You know how these things are...”

-Riley Robb 

Booty Call

“I just need 3 or 4 guys that I can text whenever I want. What? What if one of them doesn’t answer?!”

-Duffield