"I used to volunteer to pick up my brother from elementary school so I could check out the moms."
Stores Without Borders
Guy: "These pants are from The Gap."
Girl: "Oh, do you have one of those in Canada?"
"You can give one of these to whoever touches your hoo hoo..."
"My wife often has a hard time distinguishing me from George Clooney and Ryan Gosling."
-President Skorton, Upson Hall
"I want to be an Indian so badly. I want to have curry running thru my veins!"
"Everybody's getting pregnant around here, so many babies everywhere..."