Though Max Martinez ’13 will graduate this spring, he hopes his brainchild — a humor website named Cornellious — will continue making an impression on Cornellians long after he leaves campus. 

As a cool, early August night ticked towards morning Jacob Kose, then-housemate and current Senior Editor Katerina Athanasiou and current-housemate and Editor in Chief Juan Forrer sat down on their porch to star-gaze and wonder aloud at the question everyone’s been asking since June 30, 1997: If the 8 Ivy League schools were to be sorted into Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor and Slytherin, which two schools would be in each house? We put on our sorting hats and came up with what can best be described as the truth. 

Nathan Tailleur on the troubling dark underside of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show.

Stoner movie flops.

How laughing releases our frustration with language.

An episode of Strange Days with Bob Saget attempted to show the experience of pledging and "hazing" at the Seal and Serpent Society.

In a search for the meaning of life, Ben Koffel grad consulted purveyors of the supernatural. What he found what out of this world.

In a further attempt to get fired from the Sun opinion section, Corey Brezak '11 offers his random musings ... in bullet-point form.

The Sun conjures the spirits of Cornell's two principle founders in order to get their take on the elimination of the Department of Education.

Amyn Bandali '11 tells tales of love lost at the hands of middle schoolers, and innocence lost at the hands of a crazy uncle.