Ok, guys, it's time to stop complaining about the snow!

The Sun is listening!!!

Ithacation

 -"60 degrees my ass. I didn’t get the memo about this damn rain!"-"Just look out the window..."

-Hollister Hall

Pain in the Nose

Girl: “I’m just afraid a cucumber is gonna come out of my nose.”

Friend: “What???”

Girl: “I’ve had a whole hot dog and cucumbers come out of my nose! The worst is when it is stuck between the nasal cavity and your throat. It is SO painful.”

-Statler

Where Them Girls at?

Sorority Girl 1: "How was your weekend?"

Sorority Girl 2: "We went out with a bunch of weird girls and I was like, this is so dumb. I look like the only actual girl here."

-Ivy Room 

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Yes, And Lettuce That's Not Lettuce

Girl: Hi. Okay, so, I would like a sandwich, but do you have wheat bread that is not bread?

-Trillium

Houston, We Have A Problem

Girl 1:The night was so great. Then it just went downhill.

Girl 2: Yeah, it was so good and then it just skyrocketed.

End-of-semester eavesdroppings include everything from pirates to strippers.

Snippets of conversation heard at Cornell.

Some of the tidbits of conversation Cornellians had this week.