State St. Diner Waitress: She’s about as useful as tits on a nun. — State Diner Flamboyant Boy on Cell: I need to black out tonight. I totally deserve it. — Outside Olin Library Math Lecturer: So I can do orthogonal vectors in 2-D ... I can't do it in 3-D ... Not without being obscene anyways ... — Engineering Quad Rebel Freshman: I slept through my first class today ... I feel like a badass ... — Goldwin Smith

Sick lacrosse player 1: Dude this song is sick who’s it by? Sick lacrosse player 2: Hoobastank, bro. Sick lacrosse player 1: Nice man, we should put this on the warm up, it’s getting me pumped up. Sick lacrosse player 2: Yea I know. It makes me want to smash my head through a concrete wall. — Mac’s