College men have increasingly been knocking on the back door recently. New sex columnist The Preacher's Daughter '11 laments this squirm-inducing new trend.
I’m back. It’s been almost two years since I scampered around campus in too-tight tops with my mismatched breasties on display, banging out (ha) sex columns peppered with cutesy euphemisms and dishing the hot goss on my vag-about-town.