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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Hot damn, Virgo! You are on fire this week. All eyes will be on you as you make your way around campus between classes, or around Collegetown between bars. Everyone will want to know how to get a piece of that, and lucky for you, there will be enough options to choose from that you won’t have to go home empty handed.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You may be feeling a bit out of sorts as the year begins, dear Pisces. If there are any unstable relationships in your life it may be time to say out with the old and in with a brand new year. What better time to get a fresh outlook than at the start of a new year? Remember how excited and adventurous you felt during freshman orientation, and try to rekindle that spirit.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Welcome back Aries! As the new school year begins you may find yourself with a new outlook on life (or at least on your social life). You may find yourself more sensitive to the needs of others, which could result in some productive collaborations, both in and out of the lecture hall. If you play your cards right you may be able to turn that weekday study buddy into a weekend fun buddy.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Does the beginning of the school year have you feeling down, Taurus? While you may be missing the lazy days of summer, don’t feel too bummed about classes starting. Just remember to appreciate the little details in your daily life, like eating your favorite quesadilla from Trillium or checking out that cute new barista at Libe Café. Before you know it you’ll be back in the swing of things and you’ll wonder why you ever left.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Easy there Gemini! You may be feeling all riled up as the school year begins (fresh off the heels of a summer romance perhaps?) but make sure you don’t get too carried away, or else you may be burned out by the time your first set of prelims rolls around. If you’re feeling like you have some excess energy, maybe try joining a new club or exploring campus in these first few weeks of nice weather. You’ll be glad you did once some real Ithaca weather sets in.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): How’s that new schedule looking, Cancer? You may want to double check that you’ve bought all of the right books and registered for all of the right classes, just to avoid a panic later in the semester. Once you have made sure your academic life is in order, you may feel like the rest of the semester just breezes by.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your incredible magnetism will be making everyone from that hottie in your chem section to that weird, smelly kid down the hall want to hang with you this week. Lucky for you, you have the ability to be selective about whom you spend your time (maybe tell the smelly guy to take a hike, or a shower).
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your year is going to start with a bang, Libra! Orientation week may have been a blur (does waking up to find stolen objects in your room ring any bells?) but don’t worry, there are plenty more good times to come in the week ahead (hopefully these ones will stay with you so you’ll at least have some good stories to tell about the extra pair of shoes you somehow came home with).
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Feeling a bit anxious at the start of the new year, Scorpio? While you may be overwhelmed by a slew of new classes, new friends and new digs, remember to take some time to blow off some steam and have some fun. You may be amazed by how much better you feel after belting out some tunes at Monday night karaoke or just having some plain old fun by running through the streets like an idiot.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You are the life of the party this week, Sagittarius! You’re starting the year off on the right foot by spending time with friends (and perhaps a special someone?), which will only lead to bigger and better things. While you may feel overwhelmed by the number of options on your plate, just make sure you find time to rest up between sake bombing at Miyake and socializing at Libe Café.
CAPRICORN(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t be afraid to speak up as this year gets started, Capricorn. You already know you’re a fine piece of ass and it’s time everyone else did too. There’s no need to be über cocky, just make sure that you don’t let your amazing talents go unnoticed. Before you know it you’ll be ruling the tables at Rulloff’s and holding court at CTB.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Welcome back Aquarius! You’ll spend a large part of the week catching up with old friends and rekindling old connections. In fact, you may be feeling so social that you want to organize a get together between all of your new amigos. Maybe show off your new skills behind the bar, or elsewhere.