Fundamentals of Feminism

Girl: The only reason women are feminists is because men are so fucking retarded!

— Central Campus

Lesbians Don’t Mess With the Law

Girl Watching Friend Being Arrested: Can we please be released on lesbian tickets?

— Outside of State Theatre

Mathematics of Sloppy Sex

Boy: She was alright. I mean she wasn’t ugly but she wasn’t hot. I'd give her a zero. In binary.

— Near the Law School

Flummoxed by Fashion

Boy: (looking around lecture hall) Is it raining?

Girl: No.

Boy: Then why is everyone wearing rainboots?

Girl: I don’t know, but you could also ask, are we exercising? No. Then why is everyone wearing spandex?

— Baker Lab

Testing, Testing 1-2-3

Girl On the Phone: He wants to hook up with you. He’s got the yellow fever. I told him you’re like five feet tall and showed him your Facebook and he kept on being like ‘I’d hit that.’ I mean, he’s not bad looking. You can hook up with him if you want; I’m not going to stop you. I’m just saying, he’s not that clean. [Pauses to listen.] Yeah, he’s been tested.

— College Avenue Bridge