Woman: Yeah, I saw some baby squirrels hanging from the tree here. It was pretty great.
Man: Oh, I thought you said you saw babies hanging there, which would've been great...but in a totally different way.
-Behind Day Hall
We've Got a Runner
Guy: Is that a Charger? Why do Ithaca cops need such badass cop cars. It's not like they're gonna need to do any OJ-style cars chases through the backwoods.
-Outside of Dino's
Was the Theme "A Night In Slut-ville?"
Girl: So I just went in short shorts and a bra.
Guy: Well that's sort of hooker-ish...
Girl: It was the theme, okay? So it makes it alright.
-Next to DKE
Just Lending a Helping Hand
Girl: That girl's butt is totally hanging out of her skirt!
Guy: Well I can help her with that...
Guy to male friend: You killed a bitch. And now you want my help cleaning up. And I'm not going to help you.
Now, That's Art
Guy: Does anyone have a camera? Take nudie pics and send them to me, okay?
Guy: Hannah Montana is a dick
Thar She Blows!
Girl to friend: Then it squirted.