Minor Details

Woman: Yeah, I saw some baby squirrels hanging from the tree here. It was pretty great.

Man: Oh, I thought you said you saw babies hanging there, which would've been great...but in a totally different way.

-Behind Day Hall

We've Got a Runner

Guy: Is that a Charger? Why do Ithaca cops need such badass cop cars. It's not like they're gonna need to do any OJ-style cars chases through the backwoods.

-Outside of Dino's

Was the Theme "A Night In Slut-ville?"

Girl: So I just went in short shorts and a bra.

Guy: Well that's sort of hooker-ish...

Girl: It was the theme, okay? So it makes it alright.

-Next to DKE

Just Lending a Helping Hand

Girl: That girl's butt is totally hanging out of her skirt!

Guy: Well I can help her with that...

-College Ave.

Dirty Deeds

Guy to male friend: You killed a bitch. And now you want my help cleaning up. And I'm not going to help you.

-Dickson

Now, That's Art

Guy: Does anyone have a camera? Take nudie pics and send them to me, okay?

-Dickson

It's Miley!

Guy: Hannah Montana is a dick

-Kay

Thar She Blows!

Girl to friend: Then it squirted.

-CTB