Baby Mama

Technician to girl: Are you pregnant?

Girl: No.

Technician: Are you sure?

Girl (exasperated): Yes! I haven't been anywhere near a penis. Unless I'm about to give birth to the Son of God, I am ABSOLUTELY SURE I am not pregnant!

-Gannett 

The Next Billy Elliott 

Muscular guy: You can't spell 'ballerina' without 'baller'!

-Goldwin Smith

 Just Do It

Guy #1: You can't just pull out.

Guy #2: But why?

Guy #1: Let me give you an example.

Guy #2: What could possibly be the negative effect of pulling out?

-Two guys at Homecoming talking about U.S. foreign occupation 

At the Top of The Box Office

Girl to friend: It's like the Sisterhood of the Travelling Cum Shot, or something.

-On University Ave 

Pumping Iron

Guy #1: You gotta get roided up, bro.

Guy #2: Nah man, if I could just lose a little fat and tighten up, I'll be money.

-Outside Barton 

Let's Get Physical

Guy with heavyIndian Accent: She came to me for some physical lovin' and I gave it to her... whats wrong with that?

-Rockefeller 

Welcome to the Family

Girl to friend: My friend is having a baby. They're having a Welcome-the-Baby kegger for her.

-Outside of Statler 

That Special Sauce

Girl: Where did I get this reputation from?

Guy: I hear you put out more than a McDonald's Drive-Thru...

Girl: Umm, there are NOT one billion served, thank you very much!-

Outside of Kennedy 

It's The Pleats

Boy: I forgot how much I hate wearing UnderArmor pants.

Girl: Why? Because it bunches up?

Boy: That's not what's bunching up...

Girl: Oh. OH...

-Outside Kennedy