Technician to girl: Are you pregnant?
Technician: Are you sure?
Girl (exasperated): Yes! I haven't been anywhere near a penis. Unless I'm about to give birth to the Son of God, I am ABSOLUTELY SURE I am not pregnant!
The Next Billy Elliott
Muscular guy: You can't spell 'ballerina' without 'baller'!
Just Do It
Guy #1: You can't just pull out.
Guy #2: But why?
Guy #1: Let me give you an example.
Guy #2: What could possibly be the negative effect of pulling out?
-Two guys at Homecoming talking about U.S. foreign occupation
At the Top of The Box Office
Girl to friend: It's like the Sisterhood of the Travelling Cum Shot, or something.
-On University Ave
Guy #1: You gotta get roided up, bro.
Guy #2: Nah man, if I could just lose a little fat and tighten up, I'll be money.
Let's Get Physical
Guy with heavyIndian Accent: She came to me for some physical lovin' and I gave it to her... whats wrong with that?
Welcome to the Family
Girl to friend: My friend is having a baby. They're having a Welcome-the-Baby kegger for her.
-Outside of Statler
That Special Sauce
Girl: Where did I get this reputation from?
Guy: I hear you put out more than a McDonald's Drive-Thru...
Girl: Umm, there are NOT one billion served, thank you very much!-
Outside of Kennedy
It's The Pleats
Boy: I forgot how much I hate wearing UnderArmor pants.
Girl: Why? Because it bunches up?
Boy: That's not what's bunching up...
Girl: Oh. OH...