What a Girl Wants 

Drunk guy yelling: I know what women want! (Points to girl walking towards him) I know what you want!

Girl: You wish.

-College Ave.

Build Me Up Buttercup

AEM professors talking about assignments

Professor #1 to #2: They'll always find a way to let you down, no matter how easy you make them. 

-Ag Quad

Entomology 101

Friend of worldly traveler: Yeah, the bug she picked up in Morocco is getting worse, she's really sick.

Friend of friend of worldly traveler: OMG, ewww! Why would she ever touch a bug in Morocco?

-Uris Library

The Space Really Matters

Girl #1: During microbio, he told me he thought you were really awesome.

Girl #2: Aww...that's so sweet!! Wait, who is Mike Robio?

-Plant Science

A Perfectly Balanced Diet

Guy: So you're allergic to corn syrup?

Girl: Yeah.

Guy: So what do you eat?

Girl: Vodka and red bull.

-Trillium

Not Even an ROFL?

Dateless friend: So what did he say?

Girl on date: I don't know, I sent him an emoticon but he didn't LOL or anything. Apparently PhD students don't LOL.

Dateless friend: If I was a PhD student, I would so LOL.

-Ithaca Commons

Precariously Perched

Frustrated Egyptology Student: There's a random bird hanging out in the middle of this sentence and I have no idea what it's doing there.

-Collegetown

Drink It In, Girls

Two Girls Talking About Evian Water and Fancy Water Misters: It's not a spray bottle, it’s a mister. And it makes it delicious on your face.

-Collegetown