But Who Will Be Beta?
Guy #1: Dude, that's what we can do for a business! Steal stuff! And then sell it for a profit!
Guy #2: Yeah and then we can join the mafia.
Guy #1: And we could be assassins!
Guy #2: I'll be Delta Force and you could be Alpha force. That'd be sweet, man!
-Physics 2207, Rockefeller
I Get Older and They Stay the Same Age
Guy #1: You were talking to a freshman girl?
Guy #2: No, a highschool girl.
Guy #1: Even worse, man, EVEN WORSE!
Like, No Way!
Freshman Guy #1: Dude, I totes did like five shots.
Freshman Guy #2: Did you just say "totes?"
Freshman Guy #1: No...
Oh, THAT House
Guy on phone: Yo dude, I'm by that big tree outside that house. Ya know, the one with all the sluts.
Packin' Some Heat In The Clown Car
Girl #1: Lets have a party and invite some carnies.
Girl #2: Where do carnies sleep?
Girl #1: In the ferris wheel?
Guy #2: No thats where they bang out.
Girl #1: Then it must be in the Gravitron.
Girl #2: Yeah, definitely the Gravitron.
An Even Trade
Inexperienced Freshman Guy #1: So I hung out with you know who the other day.
Freshman Guy #2: Oh yeah? How did it go?
Freshman Guy #1: Well I bought her a latte so now she should give me her viginity. I mean, that's a given, right?
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Girl #1: So we were studying and then he started inching towards me.
Girl #2: Was he doing the caterpillar ass cheek sneak?
-Martha's The Herp Club
Girl: Is there such a thing as a herp? Not like, a whole bunch of many herpes, but just a single herp.