Don't Jump to Conclusions
Guy: You're taking a bus somewhere this weekend? Where are you going?
Girl: I don't feel comfortable telling you.
Guy: The abortion clinic?
So Is Pamela Anderson
Girl: She is such a slut.
Guy: She's not a slut. She's a temptress.
Or Collecting Stamps
Guy playing Xbox to Male Friend: We need to find another hobby. Like having sex. Actually having sex.
Guy to Girl: Why didn't you show your tits? They looked like they were ready to come out and play.
All The Single Engineers
Single Engineering Guy: Cornell Engineering is the biggest sausagefest since the Last Supper.
-Becker Dining Hall
A Night of Romance
Guy to his Girlfriend: Alright, first I'm going to take a shower, then we can crack open that bottle of wine and watch Star Wars!
Tell It Like It Is
Clean-cut Girl: *matter-of-factly* I mean, she knows she's a motherfucking shitfaced whore. I just reminded her.
-Thurston Ave. Bridge
Engineer: My phallus brings all the girls to the yard, they're like, damn it's totally hard, I could bang you, but I'd have to charge.