OFF THE GRID: Men's Basketball Seniors

March 6, 2012
By Reena Gilani

For this week's Off the Grid we hear from seniors on the men's basketball team who just finished up their last games of the season: Chris Wroblewski, Anthony Gatlin and Max Groebe.

What’s your favorite guilty pleasure TV show?

Chris: Gossip Girl.

Anthony: Swamp People (no guilt).

Max: Gossip Girl with Ski.

In another life you were probably:

Chris: A rock star.

Anthony: Just someone random.

Max: A pornstar.

Nicki Minaj or Katy Perry?

Chris: Katy Perry.

Anthony: Nicki Minaj.

Max: Katy Perry.

“I used to think Cornell ________ but now I know that ________.”

Chris: Had poor sports teams, we have some of the best programs in the country.

Anthony: Had too many hills, it has too many hills

Max: Could not rage, there is 238 Linden Ave.

Linsanity is:

Chris: Trash.

Anthony: An overused pun.

Max: How many Ivy League titles does he have?

Where’s your favorite place on campus?

Chris: Trillium.

Anthony: Bethe cafeteria.

Max: Club Trill.

Teammate ________ will most likely end up ________.

Chris: Max Groebe will end up home in Cuba.

Anthony: Most of my teammates will most likely end up back here next year.

Max: Jake Matthews will most likely end up being swept away by the wind.

Sometimes when you think no one is around you:

Chris: Sing Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Kesha.

Anthony: Think no one is around me.

Max: Fine tune my beer pong game.