"60 degrees, my ass. I didn’t get the memo about this damn rain!"
"Just look out the window..."
I Work Out
"I can't do this anymore..."
"Do what, are you okay???"
-Baker Lab Stairs
(while playing with hair)
"If I were a cat, I'd love this shit."
Smell the Roses
"Weed smells like skunk."
"No it doesn’t, it smells like floral skunks!"
"Your whole lineage is lesbians. They just want your puss."
"Screw Pre-Med. I just want to move to Costa-Rica and live with the sloths."
Fight for It
"Where did you find the solution's manual?"
"I stole it from the teeth of the professor."
Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. Overheard appears Thursdays.