Someone Aged Well...
Boy: "He looks like he is 76, not 19. He's like Benjamin Button, or something."
Wear It Well
Girl 1: "Why is she wearing a Star Wars hat?"
Girl 2: "She's probably ugly..."
- Ivy Room
Student: "The phoenix is supposed to be a sexy-ass bird!"
TA: "I don’t even want to know..."
Student: "I stand by my statement!"
Take a Knee
Tebow Fan: "Boy, Jesus really let you down, Tebow. What happened?"
-Outside of Goldwin Smith
Girl: “TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!”
Seth Meyers: “Who, me? Why would she want me to take off my pants? I’ll tell you, that behavior is NOT suitable for Bailey Hall...”
Professor: "Any confusion?"
Student: "Yeah... the FUCK'S going on...??"
Where in the world?
Tipsy Boy: “Guess where I would rather be on St. Patty’s Day?”
Tipsy Boy: “St. Boston... what?”
The True Meaning of Fun
At the Grill: “Just because we don’t have real buns doesn’t mean we can’t have real fun.”
Across the Kitchen: “The man speaks the truth!”
Seth Meyers: “We are a nation of fucking bitches. We are impossible to fucking govern.”
Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at email@example.com. Overheard appears Thursdays.