“Yeah, we can be, like, triplets! YOU can be the ugly one!”
“I lost my seeing eye glasses last night. You know, the ones I wear on my face to see...”
Girl 1: “If you had a wiener, wouldn’t you pee in cool shapes?”
Girl 2: “FUCK YEAH! I’ve always wanted a penis! WOOOO!” *dances*
“There’s a department store of food in her room.”
“I bruise like a cactus.”
“I didn’t know they bruise...”
-Outside of Uris
“I don’t mind being fat in Ithaca; I’m warmer than everyone else!”
Boys Wear Anklets?
“That’s my anklet! What!? I have whispy ankles!”
Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at email@example.com. Overheard appears Thursdays.