Yes, And Lettuce That's Not Lettuce
Girl: Hi. Okay, so, I would like a sandwich, but do you have wheat bread that is not bread?
Houston, We Have A Problem
Girl 1:The night was so great. Then it just went downhill.
Girl 2: Yeah, it was so good and then it just skyrocketed.
Girl 1: You mean skyrocketed...down?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Just Some Honest Advice
Two girls giving advice to a younger guy
Girl 1: You need to find girls who care.
Girl 2: Yeah, girls who like you for you and not just your two balls.
Next stop, STD-ville!
Two guys talking about a girl
Guy 1: She's like the TCAT, everyone gets a ride.
Guy 2: Yeah, and all freshmen get on for free!
Now, how would you know that...?
Guy talking to friend: It tasted like straight up butt hole...and I know what that tastes like.
Crack is whack
Girl to friend: I need to start wearing bigger pants, my butt crack is poppin' out.
-TCAT route 92
Choose your words wisely
Girl commenting on her soft sweater: I just can't stop touching myself! It's so soft...
Oh, by the way...
Girl to friend: I have your baby, it's in my pants.