Weekly Overheards

Yes, And Lettuce That's Not Lettuce

Girl: Hi. Okay, so, I would like a sandwich, but do you have wheat bread that is not bread?

-Trillium

Houston, We Have A Problem

Girl 1:The night was so great. Then it just went downhill.

Girl 2: Yeah, it was so good and then it just skyrocketed.

Girl 1: You mean skyrocketed...down?

Girl 2: Yeah.

-Corson-Mudd

Just Some Honest Advice

Two girls giving advice to a younger guy

Girl 1: You need to find girls who care.

Girl 2: Yeah, girls who like you for you and not just your two balls.

-Trillium

Next stop, STD-ville!

Two guys talking about a girl

Guy 1: She's like the TCAT, everyone gets a ride.

Guy 2: Yeah, and all freshmen get on for free!

-North Campus

Now, how would you know that...?

Guy talking to friend: It tasted like straight up butt hole...and I know what that tastes like.

-Appel

Crack is whack

Girl to friend: I need to start wearing bigger pants, my butt crack is poppin' out.

-TCAT route 92

Choose your words wisely

Girl commenting on her soft sweater: I just can't stop touching myself! It's so soft...

-Fernow Hall

Oh, by the way...

Girl to friend: I have your baby, it's in my pants.

-Nasties