Where Them Girls at?
Sorority Girl 1: "How was your weekend?"
Sorority Girl 2: "We went out with a bunch of weird girls and I was like, this is so dumb. I look like the only actual girl here."
Hungry Girl: "Tomorrow is Free Pancake Day at IHOP and the closest one is 35 miles away, dammit."
Cramming Student: "OMG! A rainbow in Mann! OH WAIT! It's just my tears reflecting in the light. Fuck you, Cornell"
Enginerd: "What do you know about electrode migration?"
ILRie: "It's when an electrode migrates. You know, it happens in the winter when the weather gets cold."
Enginerd: "I feel like he'd pass you just for that answer"
Brazilians in Cancun
Pale Girl: "I can't possibly wear that."
Tan Girl: "We're not showing off our bodies, we just don't like tan lines"
Gaga is Where?
Boy: “My friend just sent me a picture of Lady Gaga and Oprah at Harvard. If they’re actually there, I’m going to kill her with jealousy.”
Girl: “No one even likes Harvard.”
Boy: “She should have gone to a gayer Ivy League school ... like Brown.”
Girl: “There is no umbrella in my bag. What am I going to do?”
Boy: “Yeah, there’s an umbrella right here!”
Girl: “OMG, you saved my life. I would do so many sexual things to you right now.”
Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at email@example.com . Overheard appears Thursdays.