Frat boy: "Tell her to be early because a girl will never show without advanced warning."
Bring your ladyparts over here!
Penne is small girth. Rigatoni is BIIIG girth.
Variety is the Spice of Life
All I want in life is tartness!
My cats will love me no matter what major I am.
Die for Math
If a car ran over me, I would still remember Fourier series...
Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org . Overheard appears Thursdays.