Can't Live Without It

Professor: The standard entropy of liquid water is 69.9. 

Guy #1:Yeah 69!

Guy #2: I guess that’s why I like water so much.

—Baker Lab

It's A Slut World After All

Scorpio (October 23 — November 21): This week, you will be feeling extra charitable and summarize all of your friend’s class reading. This will lead to a huge drop in next week’s charity.

Sagittarius (November 22 — December 21): Lately, you’ve been on top of your game because your sticking to your principles: always eat breakfast.

Stop drinking like a college student and start drinking like a pro!

Zac Peterson tells his tale of visting Taughannock Falls.