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11/4 Overheards

Rachel Neville  —  Nov 4, 2010

Can I get yo' numba? 

Girl #1: Men's pants should be indicative of dick size. Small, medium, large, extra large.

Girl #2: That would be so helpful.

Girl #1: I'd do a few laps around the men's clothing section, scanning for guys in the extra large section.How you doin'?

Cartoon #2, Series #3

A. Drew Muscente  —  Nov 4, 2010

Have a clever caption for the cartoon on the right? If so, you could just win a $10 giftcard to Manndibles! Submit your captions in the comment section below or email redletterdaze@cornellsun.com!

11/4 Horoscopes

Allie Miller  —  Nov 4, 2010

Scorpio (October 23 — November 21): This week, you need to reach out to others to show that you care. It’s never too early to send Valentine’s Day greeting cards to make a girl feel special.

This Is Halloween

Milos Balac  —  Oct 28, 2010

On Halloween, why not dress up your drinks in costume?

Synapsis Cafe

Ali Hamed  —  Oct 28, 2010

Review of Weil Hall's very own Synapsis Cafe.

Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fohawk

Noah Plaue  —  Oct 28, 2010

Noah Plaue explains why the fohawk isn't a faux pas.

Something Stinks

Emily Weinstein  —  Oct 28, 2010

Find out why certain things disgust you.

Put the "P" in Party

Hazel Gunapala  —  Oct 28, 2010

Sometimes nature becomes your own personal restroom when there's no other option.

Cornell Cardiology Interest Group

Alice Cope  —  Oct 28, 2010

Alice Cope checks the pulse of the Cornell Cardiology Interest Group.

Halloween Horoscopes

Allie Miller  —  Oct 28, 2010

Scorpio (October 23 — November 21): This week, your relationship is going to start to resemble a phantom ghost. And it's spooky.

Sagittarius (November 22 — December 21): Lately, your hair has been growing at an alarming rate. This could only mean one thing: Your are a werewolf! (Cue howling). Or hitting puberty.

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