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But Who Will Be Beta?
Guy #1: Dude, that's what we can do for a business! Steal stuff! And then sell it for a profit!
Guy #2: Yeah and then we can join the mafia.
Guy #1: And we could be assassins!
Guy #2: I'll be Delta Force and you could be Alpha force. That'd be sweet, man!
Completing the 161 List is easier then you think!
Why have one mixed drink when you could have several layers of a mixed drink?
There's only one way to save your grade after bombing a prelim: Seduction.
A senior is already going through the 9-5, but then to Happy Hour.
What a Girl Wants
Drunk guy yelling: I know what women want! (Points to girl walking towards him) I know what you want!
Girl: You wish.
Instead of following the crowd, try out one of these not-as-popular, yet delicious, spots on campus.
Good times over Fall Break lead to greater stories and even better drinks.
Sometimes, a little can go a long ways.
Red Letter Daze Hello