I've Got The Power

Girl: He grades just soo...obnoxiously!

Guy: Yeah, obnoxiously!...He's just a nerd on a power trip.

-Outside Kennedy 

Would You Like A Cigar?

Professor Maas: You think you're seeing the clock tower, but really it's a penis.

After enjoying the unlimited dining halls, a freshmen wants to get rid of the 'Freshmen 15.'

Mixologist Milos Balac is still sick from those Four Lokos ... and a cold.

It is not particularly shocking that there are differences between what a Grammy-winning singer, a brain surgeon and a senior in high school on the JV fencing team do. Of far more interest is the striking similarity in the descriptions that each one gives of their experience when they are “in the zone” – regardless of what (and where) their zone is.