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Technician to girl: Are you pregnant?
Technician: Are you sure?
Girl (exasperated): Yes! I haven't been anywhere near a penis. Unless I'm about to give birth to the Son of God, I am ABSOLUTELY SURE I am not pregnant!
Libra (September 22 — October 22): This week, you will ignore a good opportunity. You'll be kicking yourself later when she hooks up with your friend and she's awesome.
Scorpio (October 23 — November 21): This week, you'll feel nervous about an upcoming event. But everyone gets nervous clipping their nails- you'll make it out ok.
Rahul Kishore explains why Blackberries don't have the same reception and value of Smartphones.
Big Red Ambition explores the infamous Olin to Uris tunnel.
Mixology gets it's last minute summer drink in before the poor weather comes.
New Ithaca Is Outdoors writer Zac Peterson explains how climbing trees counts towards his P.E. credit.
Advice for someone who has a friend that is taking advantage of them.
Cornell Diary from a recent graduate.
Horoscopes to help you celebrate Homecoming! (09/23-09/29).
Red Letter Daze Hello