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Girl (exasperated): Yes! I haven't been anywhere near a penis. Unless I'm about to give birth to the Son of God, I am ABSOLUTELY SURE I am not pregnant!
Libra (September 22 — October 22): This week, you will ignore a good opportunity. You'll be kicking yourself later when she hooks up with your friend and she's awesome.
Scorpio (October 23 — November 21): This week, you'll feel nervous about an upcoming event. But everyone gets nervous clipping their nails- you'll make it out ok.
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