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Talking the Talk, Walking the Walk
June 12th, 2009The Daily Show, one had to believe, had fallen off. Sapped of his steady stream of Bush- and Cheny-isms, Jon Stewart exposed himself as just another starstruck commentator from the time President Obama became a major player in the 2008 presidential campaign. Stewart still hasn’t come up with a consistent angle on the new president, but I think he hit on something a few weeks ago; after playing a clip of Obama’s recent Gettysburg-esque speech on gas mileage, in which he rejects the notion that “our nation [is] too divided, our people too weary of broken promises and lost opportunities to take up a historic calling,” Stewart said, “don’t blow your load on mileage, baby. Save it for when the Chinese invade.” Obama is indeed the consummate load-blower, capable of conjuring weighty addresses from the most workaday policies. It’s this epic oratory that seemed to form the real contrast in Thursday’s “dueling speeches,” which pitted Obama against Dick Cheney on national security. Of all the conservatives trying to revitalize the Republican party, Cheney is the wonkiest; his ability to nimbly tiptoe — and overstep — the letter of the law without regard to stirring speech is both chilling and weirdly refreshing. Read More
Other Columns
Ode to Summer
May 1st, 2009To be frank, we’re surprised we made it to Slope Day, But now that it’s here we’ve got much to say. This semester’s been quite the wild ride, As we embark on a hiatus, we step out with pride. Read More
SECTION I: MULTIPLE CHOICE (5 pts ea.)
May 1st, 2009The end of the school year is finally here and it’s time for your Sun final exam! Match each question to its correct answer. One quarter of a point will be deducted for wrong guesses. If the total number of correct answers falls on a prime number, 100 extra points will be awarded, unless that prime number is greater than 12. If you’ve laughed at one of my lame jokes in the past month, 5 pts will be deducted for shameless brown-nosing. Please DO NOT move on to the essay question until all your peers have finished this section, otherwise the smart kids practically obliterate the legacies on the essay section. Please use a No. 2 pencil; absolutely no answers written with ink or number 1 or 3 pencils we be graded. But other even numbered pencils will receive partial credit. Read More
Programmatic Review of Program Houses
May 1st, 2009Earlier this year Campus Life launched a review of our residential program houses, a process each academic unit experiences every seven years or so and one that Student and Academic Services has adapted for our many units. Just this year, University Health Services and Intercollegiate Athletics completed their accreditation / certification reviews by national organizations. Recently, the Hunter R. Rawlings III Presidential Research Scholar Program, the Prefreshman Summer Program and the Dean of Students Office, to name but a few, went through formal program reviews. Regular reviews are necessary to ensure the quality of the programs and services we offer our students. As we began the review process, several students, faculty and staff immediately voiced concerns that once again, program houses were under attack, that the administration did not support them, and that the houses would die if the activists did not take action. Read More
Surviving Finals ... and Swine Flu
May 1st, 2009The greatest health risk to us Cornellian’s is no longer over exhaustion from studying or extreme inebriation from Slope Day, but rather the Swine Flu which has led the World Health Organization to raise its global alert level and is sending the world into a panic. Mexico has shut down schools and museums, American health officials have declared a public health emergency and on Monday investors jumped heavily into drug stocks. So what is the swine flu? Is the country at risk of demise? What can we do here at Cornell to protect ourselves and survive? Read More
A Charter for Reform
April 30th, 2009Charter schools are “laboratories of innovation,” according to the Obama Administration. And with the president set to lift limits on charter schools across the country — as part of a necessary overhaul of the national education system — we support the State University of New York Charter School Institute’s decision to grant a charter to the New Roots School here in Ithaca. Read More
Amend the Bylaws
April 30th, 2009I thought my legacy as a Sun columnist would be about something big. I thought it would be about God. In October, I wrote a column called “A is for Atheist” in which I took a giant step out of the religious closet, professing aloud my rejection of theism and distinguishing myself as a capital-A Atheist. I lay awake, eyes bloodshot, the night before publication. How would the campus react to my contention, phrased so starkly, that I do not believe in God? I played out scenes of apocalyptic fallout in my mind. Dawn broke. And emails started to float into my mailbox. Read More
I Wear My Sunglasses at Noon
April 30th, 2009We were all in the bathroom when she said it. Each passive-aggressively vying for mirror time as we adjusted our matching neon green beanies and re-applied our Dr. Pepper Lipsmackers. “Ha ha ha, Shannan … you are so funny! I think that’s why I’m so skinny! You make me laugh so much. Ha ha ha! Do you know laughing burns calories? That’s why I’m SO skinny!” I relinquished my mirror space to the other vultures and peered down at my 13-year-old C cups desperately trying to escape the confines of my Limited Too top. My boat-feet, shoved into under-sized Mary Jane platforms, glowered back at me like black suns setting over my lady mountains. As I peeled apart the portions of my thighs left exposed over the sagging crotch of my 5, 7, 9 pantyhose, I realized that the only thing more ridiculous than what the third Kate in our group of future mean girls had just said was the fact that I had spent years pretending to be a better singer than weightlifter, brownie-baker than hot-dog-eating contestant, Spice Girls dance choreographer than Punisher. I had spent the majority of middle school feeling like I was wandering around a room full of Precious Moments, wearing rollerblades and a camping backpack. Yet there I was, an accomplice, a sister to the Slaves of the Comb and Mirror. I finished blow-drying my pits, and silently made my exit. Read More
Navigating the ‘Bull’ Job Market: Final Delusions on Work, Money and the Good of Humanity
April 30th, 2009“What are you doing next year?” This time of year, many seniors have come to dread that inevitable — and daunting — question. People have all kinds of plans, and many of us legitimately do not know. Yet amidst all the uncertainty and confusion, nothing came close to what I was about to hear. Without even a twist of her comely, deceptively-innocent brow, she spoke with a voice full of the confidence of four years of liberal arts education and other worldly experience: “I’d like to do something good for humanity … or make a lot of money.” Or?? Read More
No Cosmology, No Rocks
April 30th, 2009What’s been going on in this column? I have tried to make it a relatively ruthless criticism of everything existing, specifically in our culture. I have tried to get you thinking about how unsexy T-Pain is, how frats are undemocratic and why drinking underage is way better than drinking legally. Quite often, then, oppression, repression and resistance. So it is only fair, if I have ruthlessly critiqued things like my community’s sometimes blind support for Israeli policies, that the column now ruthlessly critique itself. If I have gone so far as to deconstruct, then this column will now deconstruct itself. Really, Marvin Gaye’s refrain “what’s going on,” might have been a better title. Read More
