Deckhead:
Fast Times at Statler High
Body:
Yesterday around 10:10 a.m., I sat down in one of Statler’s swivel Jetsons chairs to take a midterm, wrapping up what I’m sure we all can agree was the easiest and least stressful week ever. Let’s just say my arrival at the test was an accomplishment in itself given my enthusiastic participation in the St. Patty’s Day festivities at Rulloff’s the night before, but I was in good spirits and had at least a liter of Diet Mountain Dew on my side.
