May 4, 2006 - 8:00pm
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And so Harold and Ann fell completely, madly, happily, thrillingly in love. In all, they were together for four years - or, technically, three years, six months, four days, two hours, eight minutes and change. That winter - the winter of 1970 - Harold basically moved into Ann's room at Laker Tower. The following fall they found a place together, a one bedroom on Landon Avenue in C-town. It was good. Ann's parents liked Harold, and Harold's parents loved Ann. Their friends on The Hill began to call them The Couple. It was good. True to form, Harold, unable to completely ignore the siren call of Dada, was constrained to write a long, dry, tongue-in-cheek paper about Charlemagne, with a sidebar about Charlemagne's diet and hobbies, in History 306. The professor, a crusty, proper Englishman by the name of John Meacham, was not amused: he gave Rothman an "F" for his efforts. Once again, Rothman's case came up before The Committee on Academic Records. The Committee, having just the previous year suspended Rothman, was not amused. For a moment - a long, terrible moment - it appeared that Rothman would be expelled. Ann, belatedly realizing that she had fallen into love, was not amused. In the event - as the English say - Professor Meacham took pity on the recidivist dada and asked The Committee not to Expel Rothman. Instead the Committee placed Rothman on Treble Warning. Rothman's parents were not amused.
The following year, 197l-72, Harold and Ann found another, slightly nicer place with a sofa, further up the block. They bought a used '66 VW bugs for $148 in Danby. They adopted a cat, Rudi - or, rather, Rudi, a two month old tabby who just showed up at their door one day, adopted them. Anyway, Rudi stuck. So did Harold and Ann. Harold found a new outlet for his Dadaistic streak by deciding to become a flapper. He cut his hair short and parted it in the middle, ala T.S. Eliot. He wore white pants and white bucks and a vest with pearl buttons. He stopped writing Dada papers. He stepped back from The Edge. One day in December, after it had snowed hard and the Slope was covered with snow, Harold and Ann and Harold's friend Bob were standing at the top of the Slope. Bob and Ann exchanged brief mischievous looks and gave Harold, who was wearing his white bucks with flat rubber soles, a push to see what would happen. What happened, and surprisingly, is that Rothman went flying down the Slope, rapidly reaching a speed of between forty and fifty miles an hour. It was quite a thing to see, Rothman zooming down The Slope, in his white pants, white vest, and white bucks. Sensing that he was about to become airborne, Rothman steered himself into a tree, hitting the tree face first, then immediately falling backwards, like in an old Keystone Cops movie. Bob and Ann were amused. Rothman was not. The War wound to an end. SDS faded away, became the Weather Underground. Something called The New Vocationalism took hold. The invisible barrier separating student culture and mass culture began to disintegrate. The counterculture, or what remained of it, was appropriated, dismantled, absorbed, recorded, archived, coopted. Rothman knew the Revolution was officially over when he saw an ad for a car dealer in The Plymouth Clarion that read POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
It didn't matter. Harold was in love. The following summer, the summer of 1972, Harold and Ann took their first "grown up" vacation together, driving to Cape Cod, renting a spot at the state park to set up their tent, going down to the beach to loll and read and make out by the day, heading into town for dinner at night. It was good. One afternoon, as they were riding around a traffic circle on their way back from the beach, the VW they turned on the radio and Pat Boone was singing "April Love." April love
