Hit It, Quit It, Pop It, Stop It

The condom slipped off because he thought too highly of himself and outfitted his penis with a Magnum. Or maybe you missed four of your birth control pills. Perhaps the latex simply broke or your stupid drunk asses decided to forgo protection altogether and engaged in a little game called Just the Tip (and he was feeling super generous and not only gave you Just the Tip, but the whole wrinklebeast completely condom-free — and he even threw in 50 million sperm at the end!)