Don't Kill the Lights

Girly magazines lie to us all the time. For instance, this month’s Cosmo advised me to give a blow job with Jell-O in my mouth (vom) and Glamour seems to be implying that high-heeled strappy sandals and wool socks can be worn together now (no).

But to be fair, there’s one solid gold nugget the femme glossies dish out every single month that actually isn’t a total sack of crap: you won’t truly enjoy sex if you’re not comfortable with your body (and yes, that goes for those of you who wield the peens too).