The Green Ranger Never Hurt Anyone

Good people volunteer to go first for class presentations because they like setting the standard and they like getting things out of the way. Good people don’t use library computers to check Facebook when there are others waiting. Good people are amused by such things as the geographic disparity between those who say, “Wait on line” and those who say, “Wait in line.” (My parents are from Brooklyn, I grew up in La Jolla and my teachers were all Seth Efrikin — I say strange things.) Good people don’t ruin movies (Keyser Söze!). Good people speak their minds when something important rears its ugly head, and, most importantly, good people remember to cite their sources.