November 29, 2007 - 1:00am
By Tim Krueger
Statistically it’s true. Your mom is, on average, an upper-middle class white 51- year-old registered Democrat. Statistically, she’ll vote for Hillary.
Your dad, however, is statistically a 54-year-old registered Republican (also white, in case there was doubt) who will vote for Giuliani.
And you, a WASPy-but-could-almost-be-Asian-or-Jewish (statistically) Ivy League student, will vote for Barack.
Domestic tensions will fester over winter break as you and your parents bicker about your irreconcilable political differences.