January 23, 2008 - 1:00am
By Noah Hy Brozinsky
Good people replace the toilet paper roll … and that doesn’t mean simply putting a new roll on top of the old one’s cardboard tube, Butters. Good people settle their electric bill before moving to a new place. Good people stop whining about how superficial sorority rush is and freaking do something about it. Seriously. Good people will neither see Meet the Spartans , nor watch Fox’s “The Moment of Truth” because we, as a society, really need to stop encouraging this kind of thing. And lately, as I see us gearing up for 10 more months of election coverage, a good person understands that “nationalism” and “patriotism” don’t have to be bad words.
I’ll explain.