Acclaimed Dancer Comes to Cornell

“Screw chicks tonight, I just want to dance!” Hold your horses, hot shot. Goofy, side-to-side grinding at frat parties can only take you so far in this world. And don’t even think about trying to get fancy — skanking might seem like a legitimate form of dance after a few ’Stones, but, alas, this is not the case. And, yeah, trying to Cripp Walk might seem like a good idea, but it’ll probably just end in tears (I may or may not know about this from personal experience, but that’s another story entirely). Why don’t you just sit down and take some notes from an expert before you embarrass yourself any more.