Overheard: Why Do We Go To A Liberal Pagan School?!

Thanks everyone, for all the submissions this week and the past two years. It’s been fun!

Blonde: [sniffs] What is that?

Brunette: Are you kidding? You know that smell. I know that smell.

Blonde: [sniffs again] I can’t quite put my finger on it.

Brunette: Honey, it was all over you last night, and you know it. Ho Plaza always smells like cum in the springtime!

— Ho Plaza

Chick: Ugh! I hate Ho Plaza this time of year!

Dude: Why?

Chick: It makes me feel really bad…guilty.

Dude: Because it reminds you of how much you like the cock?

Chick: And I can’t escape it!

-Ho Plaza

Sorority Girl: Jenna, this is my sister!

Jenna B: ... Oh, your biological sister?! Hi!

— Outside Ruloff's