5:30 p.m.: I’d been sitting with Rockwell, Ethan and Jon for over 20 minutes, so I figure it safe to get to the heart of the subject. “So ... what’s up with the orgies?” Laughter ensues. 6:00 p.m.: Dinner time. The infamous Mathis Jackson swipes us in — Mathis knows every person in Risley by name. We go through the assembly line. “You have to get the stir fry. It’s amazing,” Jon tells me. “No really, you just have to get the stir fry. It’s so good ... seriously get the stir fry.” 6:06 p.m.: I sit down, sans stir fry. “Hey, you should really try Risley’s stir fry,” says Sonny Xu ’12.