Sports
Knowles to Sell Motivational Tapes
October 31, 2007 - 12:00amThis article appeared in the 2007 edition of the annual Halloween joke issue. The content below was intended for entertainment and parody purposes only and is not true. Happy Halloween!
After over 16 years, Tom Emanski’s monopoly on the instructional sports video market is over. Instead, Willie Stroker Productions, the company behind Emanski’s popular long-running series, has hired Cornell’s own football coach Jim Knowles ’87 to market his own string of videos, entitled “Jim Knowles’s ’87 10 Greatest Motivational Speeches.” Read MoreBreaking News
Girls Gone Wild Names Dino’s Wildest U.S. Bar
Girls Gone Wild named Dino’s “The Wildest Bar in America,” leading to riots in Collegetown after the bar ran out of alcohol.
This photo appeared in the 2007 edition of the annual Halloween joke issue. The content below was intended for entertainment and parody purposes only and is not true. Happy Halloween!This article appeared in the 2007 edition of the annual Halloween joke issue. The content below was intended for entertainment and parody purposes only and is not true. Happy Halloween!
Read MoreThe Donald to Build Apts in Ithaca
October 31, 2007 - 12:00amStatler Hotel and 312 College Ave., meet your match: The Donald Trump Elite Tower Over the Gorge. The Tower will combine condos marketed towards Cornell students and luxury hotel rooms suitable for visitors to the Ithaca area.
Colbert Funds Building, Major
October 31, 2007 - 12:00amIn a surprise announcement, comedian and satirist Stephen Colbert said Monday he will donate $40 million toward an academic building on Cornell’s Ithaca campus.
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Arts & Entertainment
The Cornell Connection
October 31, 2007 - 12:00amThis article appeared in the 2007 edition of the annual Halloween joke issue. The content below was intended for entertainment and parody purposes only and is not true. Happy Halloween!
The dude abides. That is something that Sammy Perlmutter ’10 is often heard saying about himself, especially in the shower, and it’s true. Read MoreOpinion
OOPS ... WE EFFED UP BIG TIME
October 31, 2007 - 12:00amThis article appeared in the 2007 edition of the annual Halloween joke issue. The content below was intended for entertainment and parody purposes only and is not true. Happy Halloween!
In the Oct. 26 edition of The Sun, the news article “Skorton Addresses C.U. Community” incorrectly stated that President Skorton wanted to blow up Ithaca College. Skorton, in fact, did not say this. Additionally, in the same issue, the article “Women’s Soccer Wins,” incorrectly stated that the Cornell women’s soccer team won a game. Read MoreHappy Halloween!
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Sources: W. Soccer Threw Games
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Staph Shuts Down Newman Arena
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We Hate You All
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A Concerned C.U. Citizen
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Everybody Poops, Especially Me
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Test Spins: Monster Mash
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Test Spins: I Put a Spell on You
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