Opinion
SEX ON THURSDAY | Period Sex
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It happens to everyone, and we should lean into it.
The Cornell Daily Sun (https://cornellsun.com/tag/sex/page/2/)
I cannot remember the first time I felt the impulse to let someone else take control in the bedroom — it just started to happen organically.
After a breakup, I found myself looking for solitude, for sex, for casual encounters. Now, I just want connection.
I’ve returned from study abroad with some new sexual experiences. Heres what I learned.
The Cornell Interfraternity Council has recently announced a dramatic change in their application process — in an effort to maintain their reputation of exclusivity, the IFC has voted unanimously to lower the maximum acceptable Rice Purity Test score to 30. Since 2008, it has become standard for fraternities and sororities to administer a “Rice Purity Test” for their new recruits. Comprising a list of 100 activities — from “held hands romantically” to “engaged in bestiality” — the Rice Purity Test was originally meant to be used for research purposes at Rice University. However, in more recent years, it has become the go-to measure for finding out if potential pledges are cool or not.
According to a manufactured data set, the average acceptance score at Cornell fraternities was approximately 50/100 in previous years. But due to the rise of apps such as Tinder, Grindr and Gradescope, students claim it has never been easier to get fucked.
If you find that you’re hitting the blunt far more often than you’re hitting the spot down there, keep reading. Dr. Love has some tips that are sure to get your unmentionables some Big Red love.
Ladies, coochie masters, vulva proprietors: It is time for us to speak up in the bedroom
None of this is to suggest that you aren’t living a happy and fulfilled life because I’m sure you are. And like I said, there is always the hope that your crank is being yanked by a lovely woman (or man) in a dorm room far from ours.