You are apathetic and bored. Minutes ago, you opened your newspaper or browsed through your favorite news site. You found all the top stories were the current "hot topic" ones, from swine flu to Ms. Prejean's recent escapades. You want to read something more novel, more substantive. You may even be up for a commentary piece. If so, I may have the piece for you: "God Talk", a recent New York Times blog post by Stanley Fish.

Three years ago at a friend's Collegetown party, I was sitting on a couch next to a guy holding a beer the way a child clutches a security blanket. Amidst the dark atmosphere and loud music, he turned to me and urged me to enjoy myself while I was at college. "The world", he told me, "says these are the best years of our life."