Editorial, Column, Guest Room, Alumni Viewpoint
May 1, 2009 - 12:00am
To be frank, we’re surprised we made it to Slope Day,
But now that it’s here we’ve got much to say.
This semester’s been quite the wild ride,
As we embark on a hiatus, we step out with pride.
May 1, 2009 - 12:00am
By Munier Salem
The end of the school year is finally here and it’s time for your Sun final exam! Match each question to its correct answer. One quarter of a point will be deducted for wrong guesses. If the total number of correct answers falls on a prime number, 100 extra points will be awarded, unless that prime number is greater than 12. If you’ve laughed at one of my lame jokes in the past month, 5 pts will be deducted for shameless brown-nosing. Please DO NOT move on to the essay question until all your peers have finished this section, otherwise the smart kids practically obliterate the legacies on the essay section. Please use a No. 2 pencil; absolutely no answers written with ink or number 1 or 3 pencils we be graded. But other even numbered pencils will receive partial credit.
May 1, 2009 - 12:00am
By Shaun Werbelow
The greatest health risk to us Cornellian’s is no longer over exhaustion from studying or extreme inebriation from Slope Day, but rather the Swine Flu which has led the World Health Organization to raise its global alert level and is sending the world into a panic. Mexico has shut down schools and museums, American health officials have declared a public health emergency and on Monday investors jumped heavily into drug stocks. So what is the swine flu? Is the country at risk of demise? What can we do here at Cornell to protect ourselves and survive?
April 30, 2009 - 12:00am
By Dmitri Koustas
“What are you doing next year?”
This time of year, many seniors have come to dread that inevitable — and daunting — question.
People have all kinds of plans, and many of us legitimately do not know. Yet amidst all the uncertainty and confusion, nothing came close to what I was about to hear. Without even a twist of her comely, deceptively-innocent brow, she spoke with a voice full of the confidence of four years of liberal arts education and other worldly experience:
“I’d like to do something good for humanity … or make a lot of money.”
Or??
April 30, 2009 - 12:00am
By Shannan Scarselletta
We were all in the bathroom when she said it. Each passive-aggressively vying for mirror time as we adjusted our matching neon green beanies and re-applied our Dr. Pepper Lipsmackers.
“Ha ha ha, Shannan … you are so funny! I think that’s why I’m so skinny! You make me laugh so much. Ha ha ha! Do you know laughing burns calories? That’s why I’m SO skinny!”
I relinquished my mirror space to the other vultures and peered down at my 13-year-old C cups desperately trying to escape the confines of my Limited Too top. My boat-feet, shoved into under-sized Mary Jane platforms, glowered back at me like black suns setting over my lady mountains. As I peeled apart the portions of my thighs left exposed over the sagging crotch of my 5, 7, 9 pantyhose, I realized that the only thing more ridiculous than what the third Kate in our group of future mean girls had just said was the fact that I had spent years pretending to be a better singer than weightlifter, brownie-baker than hot-dog-eating contestant, Spice Girls dance choreographer than Punisher. I had spent the majority of middle school feeling like I was wandering around a room full of Precious Moments, wearing rollerblades and a camping backpack. Yet there I was, an accomplice, a sister to the Slaves of the Comb and Mirror.
I finished blow-drying my pits, and silently made my exit.
April 30, 2009 - 12:00am
Charter schools are “laboratories of innovation,” according to the Obama Administration. And with the president set to lift limits on charter schools across the country — as part of a necessary overhaul of the national education system — we support the State University of New York Charter School Institute’s decision to grant a charter to the New Roots School here in Ithaca.
April 30, 2009 - 12:00am
By Jeremy Siegman
What’s been going on in this column? I have tried to make it a relatively ruthless criticism of everything existing, specifically in our culture. I have tried to get you thinking about how unsexy T-Pain is, how frats are undemocratic and why drinking underage is way better than drinking legally. Quite often, then, oppression, repression and resistance. So it is only fair, if I have ruthlessly critiqued things like my community’s sometimes blind support for Israeli policies, that the column now ruthlessly critique itself.
If I have gone so far as to deconstruct, then this column will now deconstruct itself.
Really, Marvin Gaye’s refrain “what’s going on,” might have been a better title.
April 30, 2009 - 12:00am
By Katie Engelhart
I thought my legacy as a Sun columnist would be about something big. I thought it would be about God.
In October, I wrote a column called “A is for Atheist” in which I took a giant step out of the religious closet, professing aloud my rejection of theism and distinguishing myself as a capital-A Atheist.
I lay awake, eyes bloodshot, the night before publication. How would the campus react to my contention, phrased so starkly, that I do not believe in God? I played out scenes of apocalyptic fallout in my mind.
Dawn broke. And emails started to float into my mailbox.
April 29, 2009 - 12:00am
Although President David Skorton and Vice President of Human Resources Mary Opperman appeared yesterday on Ho Plaza to talk with students directly about diversity, their cause was overshadowed by a different pending cloud: the renegotiation of employee contracts. The administrators were unable to provide concrete answers to students and staff regarding workers’ rights and we hope that Day Hall has answers soon — given that workers’ contracts are due to expire on June 30, just two months away.
When contracts are renewed mid-summer, many of Cornell’s workers will have already gone over a month without paychecks, and will nearly wait another two months before their bank accounts begin rolling again. Due to a provision in the New York State unemployment law, educational institutions are not required to pay hourly employees during seasonal layoffs — mainly winter, spring and summer breaks. This loophole allows the University to “lay off” hundreds of its workers during all student breaks without having to provide any unemployment benefits.
April 29, 2009 - 12:00am
By Laura Temel
Today marks the 100th day of President Barack Obama’s current term in office. News media hype aside, the President’s 100th day is an important milestone for the American public’s perception of the Executive Branch and has served as a definite marker for policymaking decisions since the times of FDR. The actions taken by the president within his first five months are indicative both of his priorities and of his leadership style. Most importantly, however, the 100th day unofficially cements the tone the president wishes to set throughout the remaining three-plus year in office.